I wound up one of my parents neighbours.
My parents actually own a small garage in a block - which is a rarity where I live as most of the houses pre-date modern car usage, hence why I dont have my own one!
I was parked in it at the weekend with the front end poking out, doing the windscreen.
One of their neighbours wanted to park in a garage directly opposite.
I saw him coming, he had bags of room and then proceeded to make an absolute botch of it.
He mucked about for ages then parked up.
As him and his wife were walking away she called out sarcastically "Can you actually move your car - we cant get into our garage?"
My reply "Yes, of course I can"
Her husband was a little embarrassed and told me I could stay as long as I wanted.
I don't think she was too pleased.
If she had simply asked me politely to move in the first place all that hassle could have been avoided.
No doubt she'll be moaning at my Dad or at her local neighbourhood watch meeting next time.
(Note: My own neighbours are fine, but then we all get on. I couldn't live like some folk who ignore their neighbours and never speak)