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Guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuffed down his trousers. "I know", he says, "it's driving me nuts".
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Clown divorces usually end up in a lengthy custardy battle...
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Two fish in a tank, one says to the other ‘do you know how to drive this?‘
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A dyslexic man walks up to the bra...
Gott schütze mich vorm Sturm und Wind und Autos, die aus England sind.![](mbimage.php?src=sig_[sig])
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........and the other dyslexic man went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
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Continuing the theme: Did you hear about the dyslexic, atheist, insomniac who stayed awake all night wondering if there is a dog?
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Dyslexia is a serious condition!
I have a friend who has joined a poetry club to see if that will help with her dyslexia.
She hasn’t come up with any poems yet but she’s made some pretty good vases and jugs
I have a friend who has joined a poetry club to see if that will help with her dyslexia.
She hasn’t come up with any poems yet but she’s made some pretty good vases and jugs
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Mexico has announced a novel COVID vaccine based on Tequila.
I think we should take it with a pinch of salt.
I think we should take it with a pinch of salt.
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What did the duck say when he swam into a wall?
Dam
Dam
The Moggy Minor will stand with dignity for all time
, I'm in Northampton, UK.
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What’s the difference between a Buffalo and a Bison?
You can’t wash your hands in a Buffalo
You can’t wash your hands in a Buffalo
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Two worms in a graveyard making love in dead Ernest.
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What’s black and white and eats like a Horse?
A Zebra
A Zebra
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BNAG
That’s bang out of order......
That’s bang out of order......
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Here's something I found while sorting out my Father-in-Law's memorabilia and other stuff when he couldn't like unsupported any longer.
It's written as an official telegraph/signal; I believe it dates from his Army national service in the 1950s, it's certainly on very old paper.... is it familiar to anyone...
POLICE NOTICE
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A REWARD IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF EDDY CURRENT , CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF
AN 18 YEAR OLD COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY , WHO WAS FOUND HALF CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES .
THE UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL , ESCAPED FROM WESTON PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS. THE ESCAPE WAS PLANNED IN THREE PHASES . FIRST HE FUSED THE ELECTROLYTES , THEN HE CLIMBED THROUGH A GRID AND DESPITE THE IMPEDANCE OF THE WARDERS , FINALLY WENT TO EARTH IN A MAGNETIC FIELD . HE HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE FARADAY .
WATT SEEMS LIKELY IS THAT HE STOLE AN A.C. MOTOR , THIS BEING OF LOW CAPACITY START HE IS EXPECTED TO TRY AND CHANGE IT FOR A MEGACYCLE , THEN TO RETURN OHM BY A SHORT CIRCUIT .
WITH APOLOGIES R.E.M.E MAGAZINE.
By my count, there's over 25 electrical engineering terms/phrases running through that.![:wink:](./images/smilies/icon_wink.gif)
It's written as an official telegraph/signal; I believe it dates from his Army national service in the 1950s, it's certainly on very old paper.... is it familiar to anyone...
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POLICE NOTICE
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A REWARD IS OFFERED FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF EDDY CURRENT , CHARGED WITH THE INDUCTION OF
AN 18 YEAR OLD COIL NAMED MILLI HENRY , WHO WAS FOUND HALF CHOKED AND ROBBED OF VALUABLE JOULES .
THE UNRECTIFIED CRIMINAL , ESCAPED FROM WESTON PRIMARY CELL WHERE HE HAD BEEN CLAMPED IN IONS. THE ESCAPE WAS PLANNED IN THREE PHASES . FIRST HE FUSED THE ELECTROLYTES , THEN HE CLIMBED THROUGH A GRID AND DESPITE THE IMPEDANCE OF THE WARDERS , FINALLY WENT TO EARTH IN A MAGNETIC FIELD . HE HAS BEEN MISSING SINCE FARADAY .
WATT SEEMS LIKELY IS THAT HE STOLE AN A.C. MOTOR , THIS BEING OF LOW CAPACITY START HE IS EXPECTED TO TRY AND CHANGE IT FOR A MEGACYCLE , THEN TO RETURN OHM BY A SHORT CIRCUIT .
WITH APOLOGIES R.E.M.E MAGAZINE.
By my count, there's over 25 electrical engineering terms/phrases running through that.
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Thanks for sharing Berni, I laughed so much it Hertz!!
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I see there's no Reluctance to have some Continuity of the subject....
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I'm ex-static, currently.
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I knew we'd get a few bright sparks posting electrically related things. Stiill, I have no resistance to that, and at least it's not terminal.
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A dynamic post with some very good points.