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Did you know that a candle flame smells like burnt nose hair?
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Robin: The car's not working.
Batman: Did you check the battery?
Robin: What's a Tery?
Batman: Did you check the battery?
Robin: What's a Tery?
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Two blondes driving a VW beetle. It breaks down...
First blonde gets out and checks under the bonnet.
She says - “no wonder it stopped, the engines fallen out”
Second blonde opens the trunk and says “that’s OK I’ve found a spare”
(Apologies to blondes. And women. And VW owners)
First blonde gets out and checks under the bonnet.
She says - “no wonder it stopped, the engines fallen out”
Second blonde opens the trunk and says “that’s OK I’ve found a spare”
(Apologies to blondes. And women. And VW owners)
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What do you call a Lada with a sunroof?
A skip.
Why do Lada's have a heated rear windscreen?
To keep your hands warm.
(gotta love a lada, lorra lorra lada)
A skip.
Why do Lada's have a heated rear windscreen?
To keep your hands warm.
(gotta love a lada, lorra lorra lada)
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How do you double the value of a Lada? Put a gallon of petrol in it.
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The awful joke is that the two Ladas I owned (Samara & Niva) gave sterling service over several years
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Apparently the artist, Van Gogh, cut an item from his head with a sharp knife and presented it to his lady love as a mark of affection.
She said ‘ What’s this ear?’
She said ‘ What’s this ear?’
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Rumour has it that Dyson is going to develop an electric car by 2025......
I bet it’ll really suck...
I bet it’ll really suck...
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My friend worked in a shoe recycling factory.
He said it was sole destroying.
He said it was sole destroying.
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What do you call a zoo with no animals except one dog?
A shih tzu.
A shih tzu.
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Translated from the German
A man drives his Trabant into the garage and asks the attendant.
"Have you got a wing mirror for my Trabby"?
The man behind the counter has a think and replies
"Yes, sounds like a fair swop to me"
A man drives his Trabant into the garage and asks the attendant.
"Have you got a wing mirror for my Trabby"?
The man behind the counter has a think and replies
"Yes, sounds like a fair swop to me"
Gott schütze mich vorm Sturm und Wind und Autos, die aus England sind.
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Got to love a Trabi Joke....
What is on pages 4 & 5 of the Trabant Owners Manual....
The Bus Schedule....
What is on pages 4 & 5 of the Trabant Owners Manual....
The Bus Schedule....
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I went to the pub last night dressed as a tennis ball. I was served straight away.
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I saw an advert for a tv....’£5, volume stuck on maximum’.
I thought that I can’t turn that down.
I thought that I can’t turn that down.
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They don’t sell lemonade in Boots any more. Apparently there were complaints that it leaked out of the lace-holes!
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I bought a stairlift. Its driving me up the wall.
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Did you know that a raven has 17 rigid feathers called pinions, while a crow only has 16?
So the difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
So the difference between a raven and a crow is just a matter of a pinion.
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Two men in a bar. The talk gets round to families.
The first pulls out a photo of his wife and says, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
The other says, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife”
First says, “Why? Is she a stunner?”
The reply, “No, she’s an optician.”
The first pulls out a photo of his wife and says, “She’s beautiful, isn’t she?”
The other says, “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife”
First says, “Why? Is she a stunner?”
The reply, “No, she’s an optician.”
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It’s a little known fact that birds only use two types of twigs to make their nests.
Bent ones and straight ones.
Bent ones and straight ones.