Stoooopid

Post by **Peetee** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:18 pm

What's the daftest non-car related thing you have done? (that didn't result in injury - cos we've done that already).

Me first. And I can best tell the tell with a top tip.

[Pause for effect]

If you run out of dishwasher tablets buy some more (you skinflint [delete if applicable]) or use the bowl. never ever be tempted to use washing up liquid.

- unless you're bored of your kitchen decor and the think it could do with a 'foam' theme.

Post by **superchargedfool** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 5:23 pm

that made me laugh.

I can sort of picture the logic behind doing it as well.

Post by **polo2k** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 6:43 pm

an ex of mine once leant into a car through the open window and started winding it up

lol

Post by **bmcecosse** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 9:53 pm

Blonde ?

Post by **Sidney'61** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:03 pm

My brother was once putting ketchup on his dinner, when it came out too runny he decided to shake the bottle... still with the top off.

Took quite a while to clean up, the grease marks stayed on the walls for a few years.

Post by **luridhue** » Fri Nov 07, 2008 11:58 pm

Sidney'61 wrote:My brother was once putting ketchup on his dinner, when it came out too runny he decided to shake the bottle... still with the top off.

Took quite a while to clean up, the grease marks stayed on the walls for a few years.

Reminds me of an incident in a mobile home on holiday with my family when I was younger. We had a ketchup bottle with a 'non drip' cap. I enthusiastically showed how non drip it was above my brother... ended up squirting all over him and the caravan. The bugger with those caps is the pressure to get them to release means a good squirt

Post by **Peetee** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:29 am

I did that ketchup thing in a pub on the way home from collecting Denzil, my third moggy. It was quiet at the time and I got away with it.

Post by **rayofleamington** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:12 am

never ever be tempted to use washing up liquid.

been there done that - it's quite amusing afterwards when you've got over it

Post by **Judge** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:21 am

rayofleamington wrote:it's quite amusing afterwards when you've got over it

Just like getting absolutely drenched returning from a rally in my Morris Cowley shortly after I had bought her, and had not realised that the weather gear was in with the dickey seat

Post by **HarryMango** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:55 am

Judge wrote: in my Morris Cowley with the dickey seat

About time you fixed it then boom boom

Rog

Post by **polo2k** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:34 pm

bmcecosse wrote:Blonde ?

yup

couple of years ago I got a new pair of Oakley glasses. First time we all went to the beach Id been wearing them for about 2 hours so forgot they were there. ran into the sea, got hit by a wave, lost my oakleys!!!

and the piece du resistance...

Ages ago I was going on a date and I had left my washing a bit late, in true batcholor style I decided that I should dry the ol' lucky boxers by microwaving them. About a minute later the smoke started coming out of the microwave with flames a plenty inside!
Ah the old days eh?

Post by **RogerRust** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:50 pm

I once put bubble bath in the jacuzzi in an hotel - fortunately I didn't have to clean up the foam.

And one day I got up in the dark, trying not to wake Bev. And sprayed her hair spray under my arms instead of deodorant.

Post by **polo2k** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:52 pm

hahhaa actually laughed outloud at that one ! lol

Post by **callyspoy** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:11 pm

me too! thats hilarious! did you have stylish arm pit hair afterwards? with a quiff and all sorts?!!

Post by **Judge** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 1:57 pm

HarryMango wrote:
Judge wrote: in my Morris Cowley with the dickey seat
About time you fixed it then boom boom

Rog

Oh very humorous

Post by **HarryMango** » Sat Nov 08, 2008 3:58 pm

Sorry

- I'll get my coat

Rog

Post by **nigelr2000** » Sun Nov 09, 2008 12:07 am

Jumped out of modern peugeot when I got home, walked up to house and pointed key at front door, pressed the button and guess what ???????? nothin happened...................... apart from misses killing herself laughing at me.

Post by **polo2k** » Mon Nov 10, 2008 6:10 pm