What a wonderful thing English is!

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dunketh
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Post by dunketh »

Knowledge of English is especially effective when taking the mickey out of folk who use double-negatives.

"I aint got nothing"
"What have you got then?"
"Eh?" <blank look>

:lol:
What would Macgyver do..?
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Post by Orkney »

Hmm - can't find 'juvenate' anywhere. not even the OED
Juvinate - to drink Bills wine :D

Juvenate - to help with the pressing of the grapes when he weighs out & buys a chateau + vineyard in the south of france & declares open house to all passing Mogs :D
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Post by Judge »

How did you know of my interest in good wines :o :wink:
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Post by chickenjohn »

dunketh wrote:Knowledge of English is especially effective when taking the mickey out of folk who use double-negatives.

"I aint got nothing"
"What have you got then?"
"Eh?" <blank look>

:lol:
Knowledge of martial arts (for purposes of self defense!) is especially useful if one takes the mickey out of folk like that here in East Kent!
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Post by Orkney »

Knowledge of martial arts (for purposes of self defense!) is especially useful if one takes the mickey out of folk like that here in East Kent!
You should watch out - lot of them are Burberry belts :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Lou »

Detonation system and method - Patent 3971317The method according to claim 13 wherein said method is adapted to juvenate a petroleum well rendered dormant due to the barrier mass.

Hmmm. It seems to mean something :-?
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Post by bigginger »

Brilliant - thank you. Mind you, it means hoards of face cream advertisers were right, dammit
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Post by paulk »

Re odd words

If gormless means daft,
can you be gorm ie not daft
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Post by NZJLY »

paulk wrote:Re odd words

If gormless means daft,
can you be gorm ie not daft
Wouldn't it be gormfull :roll:

and we could be gormulated (adding gorm) as opposed to educated :D and, of course we could give a gorm rating for how intellectual a topic is :D

Wanders off to find my tablets :o :o :o :lol:
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