"have you a brief on this moggi please"
To which I replied (in summary) "Eh?"
Another PM arrived from our mystery friend today saying:
"is morris for sale ? if so have you any details"
To me, this seems fishy for a number of reasons:
1) There's little attempt at punctuation and the language is third year primary school at best.
2) I haven't seen anybody write "moggi" as opposed to "moggy".
3) I'm not selling my car(s) and have given no indication that I might.
What do you think? Am I being
a) paranoid?
b) reasonably cautious?
b) unforgiving of newbies with an utter lack of langauge skills?

Opine.